The Story Of My Life

We need a drumroll here.....coz....the tights are on. They're on, I'm done, stick a fork in me. Ain't nobody need to be seeing my nasty milk bottle legs for a moment longer, so they are away now, and let's be grateful for that :) I actually have the worst love-hate thing with tights, don't you? I mean, they just couldn't be nicer to wear, and they deffo always make me feel thinner. But they also kinda ruin most outfits. I've seen a few bloggers do a knee sock over a sheer denier tight, so I might try that in the near future. Anyhoo, I'm kinda living in this Gap poloneck at the minute, and it's ridonk cheap, so hit it up, I say. And this Zara check pleated mini is really easy to wear as it's got a slightly slouchy shape. (We like). Hope your week is going gorgeously, catch you soon xx

PS Girls- gotta ask a massive favour- if you ever hear me say 'I really like a boy' or 'I'm going on a date' please please please take the following steps:- 1) Slap me, 2) Tell me to wise-up and 3) Remind me that all men are vile evil hypocritical egotists. Of course, there are benefits to being knocked-back by two dates in one week (is that a Guinness World Record? Probably).......namely- 1D Day. I got to watch it instead of going-a-dating. I cringed when they lied to Piers Morgan about everything. I watched eyes-on-stalks when they did their version of 'Talk Dirty To Me' and I just generally marvelled at how adorable and tattooed and hairy-faced they are. #MidnightMemories #TheyNeverLetMeDown #DirectionerForever

Coat- Topshop//Polo- Gap

Skirt- Zara//Boots- Zara

Beanie- Topshop//Sunnies- Topshop

Skorting The Issue

So, after my little "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to" moment last week, it's time to get back to bi'ness *Beyonce Face*. You'll undoubtedly have seen this skort everywhere recently. The white and black versions have rapidly become blogger faves in no time, so when I popped into Zara last week and spied the cobalt I thought I'd give it a whirl. I do dig a skort. Zara did a really excellent one last year which I pounced on (remember this?), and this newer one is also priddy ledge. It does however have a tendency to crinkle and crunkle though (I had to go for the small as that was all that was left, but I think an extra small may have stayed in place a bit better). This whole look is, admittedly, slightly let-down by my refusal to give up tights just yet...but as this week is predicted to get warmer, I may be forced into unleashing my pins onto an unsuspecting public. Poor sods :) Hope you had a lovely weekend..I had a fabulous Sunday lunch with my mummy yesterday, followed by a serious shop-a-thon in Victoria's Secret. Or should that be shop-a-thong? Soz :) I vow to try and give up bad jokes and tights as soon as!! Catch you soon! xx

Skort- Zara

Shirt- Zara

Cardigan- Gap