Ray Of Light

These pleather shorts seem to have become a firm blogger favourite of late, and I can definitely see why. First they are super-cheap, second, they are super-easy to wear (read: not tight) and third, you can totally dress 'em up or down. Admittedly, I was kinda horrified at just how short and fat I look when I saw these piccies back- but it's deffo more to do with the fact I just keep expanding (Why Why Why? Pies Pies Pies!....Probably)- rather than any unflaterringness inherently contained within these faux-leather beauts. How nice is the sunshine by the way? Spring has sprung! I'm so not cut-out to be British and live in the howlin' wind and rain 24/7/365. Maybe we're gonna have the hottest summer evah? *Crosses Everything* Laterz lovelies xx

Sweatshirt- Zara//Shorts- H&M

Trainers- Adidas//Sunnies- Asos

Feet First

I couldn't wait another minute to buy a pair of Birkies, so I dived straight in and swooped on these Zara ones. Love them so much it's actually silly. And yes, I would do a sock with them. And a culotte. *Man Repelling Face* I also went for this textured sweatshirt when I was in there, (not that I don't already own several but this one is, like, totally SharPei. Everyone: 'Why do you wanna look like a wrinkly inbred dog?' Me: 'Dunno, just do!'). 

I also just had to get these polka dot espadrilles an' all. Of course, my little fashion heart desires nothing less than a pair of Valentino espadrilles. (And let's be honest, a pair of Chanel ones too). Could I? Should I? Nope and nope. The service charge bill is looming and whilst I'd happily forfeit food for fashion, if I don't pay it I'll get my ass sued. So I'mma have to stick with the dupes. Hark, it's that tiny violin again! Laters dolls xx

Birkies- Zara//Sweatshirt- Zara

Espadrilles- Zara//Rings- H&M

Sweat The Small Stuff

If you're anything like me, then assembling an OOTD goes something as follows: drag hauls out of bags (all creased); rummage through current crop of clothes (also creased); fling all potential outfit items onto bed; panic; think 'I can't wear that I wore it last week'; panic summore; grab something, anything (whilst camera battery is still charging); tell yourself to 'Hurry Up You Div'; end up putting some rubbish outfit together; trot outside lugging tripod, changes of hats and various assorted items and try and shoot before it rains/gets too sunny/gets dark. Sound familiar? Please tell me I'm not the only one :) And so this is why I'm wearing a textured sweatshirt with a zippy detail pleather skirt. Whilst it doesn't exactly not go, it doesn't exactly go either. If I had another chance, I'd put it together in a bit more of a Saint Laurenty way. (She said). Hope all is good in your world, catch you soon xx

Coat- Zara//Sweatshirt- Whistles

Skirt- Zara//Boots- Zara

Beanie- Topshop//Sunnies- Topshop