Revolutionary Road

So, I've finally got myself a proper pair of culottes and very happy I am with 'em too :) They just pull on easy peasy stylie, they're nice and silky, and most importantly-nice and cheap. Get yours here. I'm also giving my first outing to my new So In Fashion Sunnies which I love adore and worship like a MOFO. They are wayyyy similar to some much more expensive ones flying about at the minute cough cough. Hope you had a ledge weekend, catch you soon xx

Tee- Zara//Culottes- H&M

Slides- Zara//Sunnies- So In Fashion

Snapback- H&M//Shopper- Topshop

Slide Away

I literally dunno what took me so long to buy these slides. At first I thought maybe they were too flat. (Being short I like a little old heel boost of some kind or other). Then I thought, Zara are bound to get summink in I like even more as SS14 gets going properly. Finally, I actually tried the buggers on last week and I was totally sold. They're realllllly soft and comfy, and seem to go with an array of things that I hadn't considered they would. And while we're chatting about these beauts, let's just take a minute to give props to Clare Waight Keller. She doesn't get nearly as much love as Queen P AKA Phoebe Philo, and as the designer behind the original Chloe versions of these shoes (that Zara have slavishly copied, thanks Inditex) she deffo deserves nuff respect. (And for all the other amazing stuff Chloe hit us with). So, cheers everyone, basically :)

PS I joined Instagram t'other week after my lovely friend told me I should. Gosh, it's great on there. *Gnaws Off Own Arm Face*

PPS Yes, that is my upside down reflection in the first pic. I know, I look like a dick. But at least I look like a lanky dick. Hang on...maybe I should rephrase that.....

Slides- Zara//Bag- Gucci

Feet First

I couldn't wait another minute to buy a pair of Birkies, so I dived straight in and swooped on these Zara ones. Love them so much it's actually silly. And yes, I would do a sock with them. And a culotte. *Man Repelling Face* I also went for this textured sweatshirt when I was in there, (not that I don't already own several but this one is, like, totally SharPei. Everyone: 'Why do you wanna look like a wrinkly inbred dog?' Me: 'Dunno, just do!'). 

I also just had to get these polka dot espadrilles an' all. Of course, my little fashion heart desires nothing less than a pair of Valentino espadrilles. (And let's be honest, a pair of Chanel ones too). Could I? Should I? Nope and nope. The service charge bill is looming and whilst I'd happily forfeit food for fashion, if I don't pay it I'll get my ass sued. So I'mma have to stick with the dupes. Hark, it's that tiny violin again! Laters dolls xx

Birkies- Zara//Sweatshirt- Zara

Espadrilles- Zara//Rings- H&M

Slide Into Spring

I just absolutely had to get these slides when I saw them during a little Zara expedition recently. I know I probably won't be able to wear them until maybe May, or even June, and by then I'll probably hate them, but for now it's pure lust. Ditto this top. I just cannot believe Zara have done a straight-up copy such a clever homage to Alex Wang. (Dunno why I can't believe it, like, duh, that's what they always do). How freaking pretty is it? Again, it won't be wearable until summer, and even then it requires a certain pertness, which might be even more challenging given that mine drag on the ground like a neanderthal man's knuckles. Again, don't care. A jot. What's new-in that's catching your eye recently? Hit me up, laterz chicas xx

My Edit:

Slides- Zara//Top- Zara

Polishes- Chanel//Rings- H&M